Oh, so now you Thirsty.
When you wake up and it’s thirsty thursday!!!!!!!!!!
When you remember it’s actually…tuesday:
At Five:
Oh, so now you a Diva?
When your bf finds your going out alias wig:
What he thinks he looks like:
What he actually looks like:
Oh, so now you a Mess.
When your bestums shows up with booze stating we’re going out:
Getting ready:
when I get there:
Oh, so now you a Artist.
When your rich bestums starts doing bad parental funded ‘art’:
im like:
at their art gallery opening:
what i wana do:
what I actually do:
Oh, so now you celibate.
When your sluttiest besturms gives up sex for Lent:
When bestums comes home w/bar buddy & promises they r just cuddlin:
stepping on bestums & friend used condom in the morning:
Oh, so now you Allergic to Gluten.
When your bestums tells you they are going gluten free:
When they tell you it’s because they are ‘allergic’:
When you take them to a gluten friendly resturant and they order the only shit with gluten in it on the menu:
Im like:
Oh, so now you can text me.
when you text your friend ‘what r u doing’ early and they don’t reply:
When you check in somewhere poppin, seconds after said friend can magically text again:
im like:
when they try to get mad at me:
Oh, so now you Drake.
When I see someone tweet YOLO:
When I hear someone say YOLO IRL:
When I see someone get a #YOLO TAT:
Oh, so now you stuck.
When you see THAT group that is always standing directly in front of the bar:
When they don’t move:
When they still don’t move.
Oh, so now you Sober.
When your fav hot mess friend says they aren’t drinking tonight:
When they tell you it’s permanent:
